surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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Legit for tonight.

(Source: surprisebitch, via laugh-addict)

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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Way too accurate. I become a sexy badass black woman and just walk the faaahk outta dat betch. Peace.

(via laugh-addict)

simpite:

ay its ’ jgeoff from achievent hunters sand welOCME TO AHMOO

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I.. bye.

(Source: ieroable, via immorethan-alive)

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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ded.

(via immorethan-alive)